she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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