I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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