Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
God, I missed his penis.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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