take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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