i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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