So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
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