i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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