i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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