help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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