So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
She is in my trunk
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
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