do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
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