found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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