is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
I am currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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