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Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
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