well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
