Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
Its 9 am & i've been cleaning for 6 hours now with occasional crying bursts and two cocktails. Adulting 101.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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