is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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