You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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