just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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