he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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