Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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