she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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