we have officially lost it.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
I still have a little drunk in my system
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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