You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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