This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just saw a cat, if i ate those mushrooms 15 minutes earlier i wouldn't have made it to the bar
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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