Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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