Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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