I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Randomize