he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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