Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
Randomize
