i will never coherently bang her
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
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