I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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