Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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