Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Randomize
