Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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