He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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