Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
the liver wants what the liver wants
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Randomize
