this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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