I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
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