Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
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