He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
my poor anus
Just passed the animal clinic parking lot I had to pull over to puke in during welcome week. I can almost hear the dogs barking at my shame again.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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