is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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