no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
