hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
either way he was missing a nipple.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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