Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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