Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
That was right around the time that the drunken mess pulled out his dick in front of myself and like 10 other people and started peeing all over the train platform while saying, "Sometimes a bear gets you brother. Sometimes a bear gets you."
Pretty standard Thursday night commute for you, no?
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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