just come out here and I will go home with you...
I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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