she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Even my vagina gasped.
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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