yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
Randomize
