quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I can't put those talents on a resume
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize
