He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
My balls are so social today.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
These tits shall not be calmed
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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