My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
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