i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I'm passing your future prison.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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