I have a walk of shame I should be getting to. "Hey, by the way, what is your name?" is not a conversation I want to have today
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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